Terms of Service

Last Updated: December 11, 2025

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing this website, you acknowledge that you understand this is a parody and satire of Airbnb and the sharing economy. You also acknowledge that renting RAM is ridiculous and not actually possible through this platform.

2. Service Description

RamBnB pretends to offer a marketplace for renting computer memory (RAM) by the day. In reality, we offer absolutely nothing except laughs and a well-designed Phoenix application. All listings are fictional. All prices are made up. All RAM modules are safely in their computers where they belong.

3. User Responsibilities

You agree to:

• Understand this is a joke website
• Not attempt to actually rent RAM through this platform
• Not mail us your RAM modules (seriously, don't)
• Appreciate the humor in the absurdity of RAM rental
• Share this with friends who need a laugh

4. Prohibited Activities

You may not:

• Take this website seriously
• Attempt to create an actual RAM rental business based on this idea
• Sue us because you thought this was real
• Download more RAM (it still doesn't work)
• Complain about RAM prices in our contact form (we agree, they're too high)

5. Payment Terms

There are no payment terms because this isn't a real service. If someone asks you for payment for RAM rental, it's not us. It's probably a scam. Or maybe you're downloading more RAM again.

6. Cancellation Policy

You can cancel your non-existent RAM rental at any time with zero consequences because nothing was ever booked in the first place. Full refund of the $0 you never paid guaranteed!

7. Liability Limitations

We are not liable for:

• Any confusion about whether this is real (it's not)
• Disappointment when you realize you can't actually rent RAM
• Time spent browsing our hilarious listings
• Laughter-induced injuries
• Your actual RAM problems (have you tried downloading more?)

8. Intellectual Property

This website is a parody protected under fair use. We are not affiliated with Airbnb, any RAM manufacturers, or anyone who actually knows what they're doing. All product names and brands mentioned are for parody purposes only.

9. Disputes

Any disputes arising from use of this website will be settled by realizing this is a joke website and moving on with your life. If that doesn't work, we recommend looking at cat videos on the internet until you feel better.

10. Changes to Terms

We reserve the right to update these terms whenever we feel like it, probably to add more jokes. Continued use of the site means you continue to understand this is satire.

11. Governing Law

These terms are governed by the laws of common sense and the universal understanding that you can't actually rent computer memory by the day.